jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm too high and old for this...
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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