I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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