He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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