Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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