It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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