No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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