On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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