I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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