I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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