just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
