Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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