Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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