Umm I'm too high to move.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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