The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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