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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin

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(218): View more from Minnesota

The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?

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(214): View more from Texas

New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!

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(646): View more from New York

There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.

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Your pregnant arnt you

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(815): View more from Illinois

New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.

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(334): View more from Alabama

I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.

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(239): View more from Florida

She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.

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