So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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