The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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