Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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