as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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