We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
It's rum buckets o'clock
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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