I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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