Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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