She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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