My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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