..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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