Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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