brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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