How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Also, beer. Big fan.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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