Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Me too!
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
People in love make me want to vomit
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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