i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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