there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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