i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
