so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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