He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Randomize
