I can't watch pbs sober anymore
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
now i know why i became what i already was.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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