Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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