Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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