Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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