I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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