Say something about gay babies.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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