you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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