she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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