sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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