True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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