i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
