so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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