ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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