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I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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