I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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