You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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