I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
my liver is dry heaving
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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