The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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