Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
He? As in you personified your dick?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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