So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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Do I have a choice?
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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