dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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