my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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