Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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