I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
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