Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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