Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
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